http://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/302967000
Just make sure you can fit in a Russian Soyuz spacecraft.
I can now quit and become a space ranger 
I applied a about a month ago! Anyone know how I can get 1500 hours worth of jet propulsion flight experience in the next few weeks?
No, but if you’ve ever wated, “through the wormhole”. You know Morgan Freeman will
Somewhere there’s an alternate me that made all the correct choices and is now on Mars. Now I just have to figure out how to find this guy and replace him 
Lol nice.If you see the alternate me, make sure you tell him to get a job. Assuming the alternate me isnt doing to well.
Poor alternate me :(.
do you people watch fringe too often?
Anyone know how I can get 1500 hours worth of jet propulsion flight experience in the next few weeks?
Build something witch creates enough lift, minimal friction, light(carbon fibre) get a jet, place on thing. get a parachute, build a belt with quickrelease, place on thing. Get in belt, start jet, away you go…(dont forget to make thing controlable in flight! 
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I conform to all their demands…
But I am afraid of heights…
and no US citizen?
This is a job that opened up after my retirement… 
HaHaHa… Yup that might hold you back from applying.
Nice place to make Vacuum (Space)!!!